May 20, 2011

The Difference Between Men n Women

I came across these two poems ... one from a woman and one from a man.  What do you think ... is this true or what?


       Before I lay me down to sleep,
       I pray for a man who's not a creep,
       One who's handsome, smart and strong.
       One who loves to listen long,
       One who thinks before he speaks,
       One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
       I pray he's rich and self-employed,
       And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
       Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
       Massage my feet and help me stand.
       Oh, send a king to make me queen.
       A man who loves to cook and clean.
       I pray this man will love no other.
       And relish visits with my mother.
       A MAN'S POEM:

       I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
       big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
       and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
       doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit. 


LazyJack527 said...

lol, I spit my coffee on the keyboard!

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